... because I have moved into a room with a creepy guy who may do 1 of a few possibilities:
1. Steal my stuff.
2. Molest me during the night.
3. Kill me.
4. A mixture of all three.
5. Nothing.
Sigh. Hopefully he leaves soon, I'm here for another 4 nights.
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Please do not let any of the first four things happen. Here's what to do: Fashion a shiv out of a spoon or your comb. Make sure you sleep with it under your pillow or in your hand. Make sure he sees you playing with it at random intervals. If he asks you typical traveller-getting-to-know-you questions like, "So what were you working as before?" say something like, "I haven't really worked for awhile, what with being in prison for murder," something casual like that.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaahahahahahaha! Love it. It's okay, I asked to change rooms and instead got a room all to myself! It's ace! How was the flight? I only just realised my flight on Friday is at 7 in the morning. There's a 7 in the morning??
ReplyDeleteHaha. Good work on changing rooms.
ReplyDeleteAnd 7 in the morning? Actually, there isn't a 7 in the morning - one of those urban legends like the one about the Dural Gangs. Even worse than a seven in the morning - you realise that means you need to be there at 5... ;) Enjoy.
I hate you.
ReplyDeleteI booked a day tour tomorrow. Leaves Dublin at 6:50am, which means I have to be up at 5. Why do I do this to myself? I think I'm a closet masochist.
Still no one in my room. Don't want to get too excited too soon, but yay!